LOS ANGELES, CA – (APRIL 16, 2012) – If the mainstream news is to be believed, the end may soon be near. NASA nervously photographed unprecedented solar winds mere days ago, and this weekend alarmed scientists observed a 12 mile tall dust devil on Mars and discovered a ring of comets around a nearby star! The ancient Mayans predicted that the end of the world would befall us December 21st, 2012, but one just has to wonder – what would happen if Armageddon were to arrive a few months ahead of schedule? And more importantly, what would you do if you found out you only had mere days to live?